My dad cooked dinner tonight and I made him buy me a sweatshirt so I’d say it was a successful Father’s Day
shoutout out to all my buddies who have shitty dads or no dads at all this father’s day, you turned out just great regardless, you can’t choose your family and you don’t deserve any negativity from them,and you don’t deserve backlash or guilt-tripping for cutting them out of your life if that’s what you need/ed to do and i love you all
- Me: here's your Father's Day present!
- Dad: wow, new sunglasses? I love them! Thanks, honey!
- Me: they're no handmade card in the shape of a tie like we gave you when we were in kindergarten.
- Dad: true. I think I tried to put it on, too. man.... I was really hungover.
on a scale of one to cody simpson how rejected do you feel