god i’ve been so busy that i forgot to blog about the staff meeting on Sunday, which was lovely. it was at the store i work at, not the daycare. honestly i miss being there 25+ hours a week, i adore every single one of my coworkers there, and we are a family — we tease, we laugh, we gossip, we hug, we bicker good-naturedly; i can’t wait to be there more often come fall.
therefore it was awesome for almost all of us to be hanging out together. some things to go over were obviously super dull, but it was fun to just be spread out in a circle together, lounging and listening.
BUT there was one part that was just so funny — our manager put us in groups of 3 and challenged us to put together two outfits in three minutes and then explain why and how we would sell it to the customer.
now when i work in a place i love with people i love, i’m a CHATTERBOX, and a lot of the other girls around my age there are, too. we never get shifts at the same time anymore as a result. i was sitting in between two girls with whom i am particularly partners in crime, and my manager took one look at us and went “lord, i should separate you guys” and we shrieked and begged to be together and she relented.
the result was anarchy and chaos, SO funny. we ran around screaming, pulling items from shelves like girls possessed. “it’s not a Survivor challenge! why are you RUNNING?” yelled our manager, to which we screamed “YES IT IS, THIS IS THE AMAZING RETAIL RACE” and omg it was lunacy and i love my job so much because we are all crazycakes.
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dragonzair replied to your post: no air conditioning in 30C+ weather makes for some…
SOMETIMES WHEN I THINK MEGAN SOMETIMES REMINDS ME OF JERRY, I REMEMBER YOU. THEN AGAIN, I’M A JERRY AS WELL.
SARA I’M UGLY LAUGHING AND CRYING BECAUSE I’M TOM AND JERRY
no air conditioning in 30C+ weather makes for some glamourous life moments
also i just choked on a sour patch kid and now i’m crying AND sweating
come and get me boiz :)
i dont say “no” to drugs
i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
the fact that i have to get up off this couch soon and go to work
dear inventor of asiago & artichoke dip:
yes CTV by all means play “I Believe” some more
i realize everyone feels this way
but i would climb Ryan Lochte like a tree
certain events i feel like such a dunce when i listen to the commentary. right now i’m watching women’s synchronized diving. they dive and i’ll be like “wow they were so good” and then the commentator is like “oh NO what a miss” and i’m like que??????
i think the greatest accomplishment in my life so far was being represented at the 2012 olympics as a piece of confetti
oh God i forgot about all of CTV’s random segments detailing the physics of the athletes. just… no. if i need to know how the muscles of a decathlon athlete work, i’ll Google it, y’all.
guys The Day After Tomorrow is on Spike rn
oh God now the Wide Awake video is on
And then I realized, OH MY GOD, THEY ARE PANTOMIMING THEIR INDIVIDUAL EVENTS.
(ROWING A BOAT?!)edit: NO WAIT, THE BOYS ARE THE WIND IN HER SAILS.
HOLY SHIT THESE GUYS ARE BRILLIANT SAKJHLJKFSHSF LOOOOVE.
i turned on my TV and literally 30 seconds later Demi’s video for “Give Your Heart a Break” came on and my reaction was something like
forcing myself to stay awake because i feel like if i go to bed before 10 pm on a Friday i will have failed as a young person